Note to readers: I am beginning a new series. Whenever I don’t have the time or possibly I am not ready with my next set of “Well thought out blog posts”. I will be posting the “Top 5 Reasons not to”. Theses are usually funny stories involving myself, which usually end up either, Hilarious, or I end up physically being hurt some how. Either way for you the reader, it’s entertaining.
Top 5 reasons not to wake a sleeping squirrel:
1. It could bite you. (Almost happened) Squirrels are mean, especially sleepy ones
2. Why would you want to…? “Everyone enjoys a nap!”
3. It could come back 5 hours later, with 3 Squirrel friends, and try to break into your house.
(This is what actually happened. I showed them how to become “Airborne via my Cooper Fiberglass Hockey Stick”)
Sub note “A” – Cooper Hockey sticks is a great defense in ridding your
deck of unwanted, sleeping squirrels.
4. Let sleeping Dogs, I mean Squirrels lie. Believe me, it’s for the best.
5. Would you want a Squirrel waking you up from a nap?
Thanks for reading; I promise to have better content tomorrow. It is a very busy week, both professionally, and personally.
Please feel free to comment on this post. Share your encounters with wild life, squirrels, rabbits, hawks… Whatever….
Thanks for your loyal readership.
Jim Moon, www.JimMoon.com
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